fortooate:

verdantry:

& btw fruit Flies literally spawn spontaneously

you look at a fruit fly and tell me it’s ever been anywhere else

softdog:

had a sickness induced nap and dreamt up this new meme

emetkoto:

met a new kinda guy on twitter today

straightboyfriend2:

Everyone is so mad and pissed off at me and want to hurt me because I look like this

thoodleoo:

LOVE reading pliny the elder and coming across a passage where he says shit like “so some people say that if a horse steps in a wolf’s tracks it will fucking EXPLODE”

apisashla:

*foreman scratching his head and frowning at blueprints* So we all know the tao that can be named is not the eternal tao. So we kept lookin’ until we found a tao that couldn’t be named, but wouldn’t you know it, that wasn’t the eternal tao either. Right now we’re on our third nameless tao and the county board’s breathing down our necks to finalize the permit, so we got a truck headed in from Houston, but see, we can’t find out where it is or when it’ll get here without naming the damn thing. Last I heard it was at a rest stop down near Mobile. Anyway Barry achieved absolute stillness of the soul yesterday which is helping our budget projections but we’re still lookin’ at about $7k right down the hole,

xenodogz:

whoever decided to turn daisy bell into a spooky dookie creepypasta song is fucking evil. that computer was brave enough to sing us a delightful little song and you do THIS to him? thats hatsune mikus grandpa dude. fuck you

mershelle9:

eightdoctor:

headspace-hotel:

plushieanimals:

plushieanimals:

tiger tale toys 🐀🐁

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